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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

If you were expecting an antijoke you have come to the wrong place however here is a good recipe for a cake: Ingredients 2-1/2 cups 2% milk 1 cup butter, cubed 8 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped 3 eggs 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2-2/3 cups all-purpose flour 2 cups sugar 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt FILLING: 6 tablespoons butter, cubed 4 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped 2-1/2 cups confectioners' sugar 1/2 cup heavy whipping cream GANACHE: 10 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped 2/3 cup heavy whipping cream Directions In a large saucepan, cook the milk, butter and chocolate over low heat until melted. Remove from the heat; let stand for 10 minutes. Preheat oven to 325°. In a large bowl, beat eggs and vanilla; stir in chocolate mixture until smooth. Combine the flour, sugar, baking soda and salt; gradually add to chocolate mixture and mix well (batter will be thin). Transfer to three greased and floured 9-in. round baking pans. Bake 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes before removing from pans to wire racks to cool completely. For filling, in a small saucepan, melt butter and chocolate. Stir in confectioners' sugar and cream until smooth. For ganache, place chocolate in a small bowl. In a small saucepan, bring cream just to a boil. Pour over chocolate; whisk until smooth. Cool, stirring occasionally, until ganache reaches a spreading consistency. Place one cake layer on a serving plate; spread with half of the filling. Repeat layers. Top with remaining cake layer. Spread ganache over top and sides of cake. Store in the refrigerator. Yield: 16 servings.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

George Bush.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Homosexuals are gay.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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