So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What's half of 8? o

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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TELL

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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