what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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