A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What black and has children A black man

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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This post contains NOTHING.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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