WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What's 9 +10 19

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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