Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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feces

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Anti Joke

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