Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Meow.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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