your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Vagina Boob

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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