What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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