- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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