- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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