Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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