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Religion

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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