What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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