why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Snarf Nuggets

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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angelosnyder is not gay

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Here's another:

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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