What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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why do you care?

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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People Order Our Patties

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why did the jew die Really...

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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