Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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One, two, three, four and five

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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