What what In the butt

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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