What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Dick Chaney

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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