A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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