What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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