a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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fart

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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