don't look behind you

Kenny G

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Good.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Is Carly smart? No.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

religion.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Women's rights

Dance is a sport

Womens Rights.

GooglePlus.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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