- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

Where do babies come from? My garage

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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