Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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