A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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I can't think of a joke.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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