Time flies like a banana.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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okay.....

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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hi im paul!

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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