What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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thermodynamics?

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Yes.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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deez nuts

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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Anti Joke

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