A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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