why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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