What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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