What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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