why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops