Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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