Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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BUT HWY?

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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