A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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