A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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