A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Slavery

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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The WNBA.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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