What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Obama

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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yada yada

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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