Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Keanu Reaves

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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