Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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The Labour Party.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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