What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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i like potatoes

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Women's rights.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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