How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Yo Mamma

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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