- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Women's Rights

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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