What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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you

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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