What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

69

96

82

42

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

A van drives into a car.

how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Not Steve Jobs

Women's rights

i like turtles

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Women's rights

Homosexualism is so gay man

Women's rights

Women"s Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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