Women's rights

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i like turtles

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Women's rights

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Women"s Rights

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Women's rights

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Women's rights.

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Women's rights.

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Women's rights

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Women's Rights

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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