who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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