What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Gadaffi

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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