Your time.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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How long is a china man?

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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