Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Women's rights

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Laugh.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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the WNBA

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