What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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