Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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