Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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one day i went to bed

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BWAT

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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