how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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