why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Racial Equality.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Women's Rights

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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