Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Five guys one rape.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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I woke up today

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Brett Farve

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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