Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

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