Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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