i saw amango it splootered

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's the square root of four? Two.

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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