Womens rights.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Nickelback.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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boobs

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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