Womens' rights.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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You having friends.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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penis

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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