roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Women.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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joke

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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