Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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David Cameron

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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