why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Lacrosse

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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