If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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W.N.B.A.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Shit!

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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