Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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women's rights.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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