How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Anne Frank.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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