- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jews

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

hey, my names mark.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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beiber i straight

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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