How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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anti jokes are for fags

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black people

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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