What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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