- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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