What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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A man walks into a bar

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Charlie Sheen

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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