What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Obamacare!

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Potassium? K.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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