Laugh.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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