What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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You know whats funny Aids

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What? Yes.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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