Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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womens rights.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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