"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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It’s dead.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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