whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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