LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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I saw a poor man named rich

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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smell the vitamin C

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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