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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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