whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Yes!

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Anti Joke

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