Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Penis-biter

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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