What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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