What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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homework

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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so...um, yeah

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kevin kim

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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