Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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this is gay

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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agp

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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