Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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