What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Anti Joke

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