What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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