I like pom

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Reading books

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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