Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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you just lost the game!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Go away still nothing to see

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Anti Joke

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