What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Black people are clen.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Your mother is average.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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