Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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school homewrok

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Go away still nothing to see

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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