- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What is smelly and sticky A poo

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

an athiest walks into a church

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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