What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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