What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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