Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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