I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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William wright is Gay

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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