Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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