What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Hey Shea

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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