What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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