1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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