I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Worms don't like apples.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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black

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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where's mom I killed her

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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