Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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