What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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NASCAR

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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