Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

whats gay ? you

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

I hate you.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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