Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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whoa there

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Guess what What

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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