What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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^that joke's not funny

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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I love boobs

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Boobs are nasty!

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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