What is square and grey? A grey square.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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