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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What you reading? reading?

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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