If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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sdfrgtyuki

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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