Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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whats gay ? you

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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I hate you.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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