Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Fags are gay.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Anti Joke

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