what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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School

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Well educated black man.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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