How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Gale swallows.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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weiner? balls

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Anti Joke

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