whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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The Bible

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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