How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Well, this is fun.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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