A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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epic win?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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