How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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