Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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