Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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