- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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