wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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