What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Women's Basketball.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Trump will make America great again.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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