A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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