what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Popsicles

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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copy me and i will kill you

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