What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Religion.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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