What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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pull my finger (farts)

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Please ignore this statement.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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