roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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black people

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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