Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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You.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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