why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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purple pickles

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Misner is a twat.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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