- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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