Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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