Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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WNBA

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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