why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Anti Joke

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