What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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dickdickvdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Tennesse

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Women's rights

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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