Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Fags are gay.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Baseball

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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