What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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see ya

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Anti Joke

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