What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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