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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Women's rights

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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