What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Terry has ebola

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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woman's lacrosse

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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