What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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