- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Misner is a twat.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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