How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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