An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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