Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Penis

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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