A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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