- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

your mom died.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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