April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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