"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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tims sty:)

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Daym im romantic

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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