A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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the WNBA

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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