I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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balls in ya mouf

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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refridgrator

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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