Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Knock knock

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Anti Joke

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