How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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The Economy

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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jokes r dumb

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Are you Drew?

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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