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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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No joke.

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what?

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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