- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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