a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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