Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Covietz has a large penis

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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knock knock Come in.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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