- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

what do gay people eat?? food

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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