ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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