-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Black...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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live babies

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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