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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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