How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Gianni

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Women's Rights.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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