What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Women's sports.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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