sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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AVB

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Jews

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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your face is kinda funny

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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