What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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homosexuals are gay

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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