What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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black people

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Jaden McMichael

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Working hard or hardly working????

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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