How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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