The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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my mind's eye?

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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