- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Golf.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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