why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Butt Sex.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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